Thursday, August 21, 2008

Trouserweasel and the Hooter Hider

Way back when I was first dating the Fool, something like seven years ago, and he realized that he had the good fortune to be a fiddler who had hooked up with a guitar player, he began teaching me about Irish music, in an effort to grow his own accompanist.
(Granted, this wasn't a very big rabbit hole for me to fall down.)
Anyway. We would sit around and he would play tunes on his fiddle and I would attempt to figure out the correct chords by ear, and this is what we did rather than go to the movies together. Seriously. Inundated as I was by all this music, whenever I tried to think up the name of a tune we had played the day before, or the week before, I'd fail horribly and end up calling it "Weasel in My Trousers," sort of my own amalgamation of all the Irish tune names I'd ever heard him rattle off, inspired in part by a really funny article in Outside magazine on ferret-legging.
Eventually, the Fool wrote a tune. It sounds a little bit Quebecois, and he decided to call it "Weasel in My Trousers." Except we realized that title might be a bit ... vulgar, and in an effort to make the tune name a little less so, we thought we'd translate it into French. Because if it's in French, it's elegant, right?
Wrong. In French, "Weasel in My Trousers" is an ungainly mouthful. It's "la balette dans mon pantalons." So we gave up. Now we just call it "Trouserweasel," which, if anything, is more vulgar than what we started with.
I was thinking about this whole tune name evolution the other day, while the three of us were visiting with my friend Carrie and her two little kids at a local park.
Carrie watched me fumble around with a receiving blanket, trying to nurse with some degree of modesty, which we are spectacularly unsuccessful at (didn't help that her 4-year-old came over and carefully folded back the blanket so he - and everyone in the park - could see what we were doing under there.)
She said, "You know, there's this mom on my street who has this thing called a Hooter Hider - it's like an apron, with some horsehair braid in the top so you can see down the front, and you use it as a coverup when you nurse, but you don't have to hold it in place. She said it's really useful."
Yesterday, I fired up Google and looked for this item, intending to spend some of the money that kind relatives have sent us for baby expenses. I found the company's web site, and discovered that they make the product under two labels. One, the Hooter Hider, is exactly the same as the other - called Bebe au Lait.
That's right. It's in French. Because that makes it sound less vulgar.
I told Carrie about my discovery, and she astutely observed that the Bebe au Lait is something your mother in law can give you, but the Hooter Hider is definitely a girlfriend present. As Bebe au Lait sounds too much like "cafe au lait" for my taste, I ordered a Hooter Hider.
With luck, it will arrive tomorrow, and Jamie and I can try it out at Stitches Midwest, which is this weekend, and which the three of us plan to go to. If you see a woman swathed in a polka dot apron, that's me.
Now, Jamie is sleeping, and the Fool and I have plans to clean off the coffee table, which is covered in half-finished knitting projects. I've been knitting sock 2 of a pair I call the Gestational Diabetes Socks, because I cast them on during the three-hour glucose test sometime at the start of my third trimester. I think it's time I finish these things.

Sunday, August 17, 2008


... not by me, though.
This is our friend Miriam, who came over to visit with us earlier this week and brought Jamie an adorable rabbit hat she knitted (she's Comfortknits on Ravelry).

Grandma Fool left for home this morning, and Jamie's deprived of one of his favorite napping spots, right on her chest. I offered to stuff the Fool one of my old bras so he too could provide the twin cushions that seem optimal for baby naps, but he declined. Repeatedly.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008


Life with wee Jamie has settled into a certain predictability. Sleep is irregular, although he makes it four hours at a stretch during the night. I was worried that he wasn't waking up enough, or he wasn't getting enough to eat, or that this was a Bad Thing, but the Fool wisely set me straight by telling me to count my blessings and go back to sleep. He eats, he makes messy diapers, he makes funny little bird noises and even funnier faces. He interferes with knitting in a big way.
Grandma Fool is visiting, which is a lot of fun. I'm hearing all sorts of stories about the Fool when he was a baby. Apparently, he never did anything wrong and was perfect in every regard. I think those hormones that help you forget the pain of childbirth run extra strong in his family.
In parting, Jamie says thank you for all the kind wishes and promises to be extra entertaining for blog fodder in the future. He also promises to pose for some more photos in hand knits soon.

Here he is disguised as a zucchini. Angus is still very puzzled as to what we've brought home. He keeps sniffing Jamie's toes cautiously and running off again.

(Grandma Fool is no fan of cats, and no fan of Angus either. The other night, Angus came trotting into the bedroom, fished his favorite toy out of the Fool's dresser, where we hide it, and set off purposefully for the living room, carrying it in his mouth, heading for Grandma. We had to grab him and tell him it just wasn't going to work; there was no way he could win friends and influence people in that arena. Poor cat. He seemed so hopeful that maybe, just maybe, she might want to play with him. )

Monday, August 04, 2008

Introducing Jamieson Richard

Born 9 pounds, 6 ounces, 21 inches long.

EDIT: He was born at 5:20 a.m. on August 2nd. Right with the sunrise!

We call him Jamie and we think he's just perfect.