Some evening chez Socknitters. The Fool concocted a paste out of vinegar and baking soda (Isn't that a volcano in a bowl, honey? Maybe you should mix that up over the sink) and used it to try to get the unsightly greenish/ brownish stain off the toilet bowl, as we have very hard water. I got to hold the arm to the float up so the toilet wouldn't refill when he flushed it.
Then he found a scary fungus thing growing in the corner and bravely dispatched it.
And then he replaced the broken toilet seat, which had a crack in it that would pinch people when they sat down.
Then we watched Alton Brown on TV and I knitted a very ordinary, very brainless sock, because I have a sore throat and my brain is tired.