So the other day, I was putting dishes in the kitchen when I overheard several expletives coming from my wife:
Meg: "Damnit! Son-of-a-*$^@$! Mother%^$@er."
Fool (rather puzzled): "Honey, is everything okay?"
Meg: "Now that I've mastered the Twisted German Cast On, I can't remember how to do the regular long-tail cast on. Oh, hell!"