The only limerick I have ever written for publication, on a story on the annual Tribute to the DuPage River environmental event, and by popular demand of three readers:
There once was a skink, which you oughta
Know is from the order Squamata
With a tail shiny blue, he eschewed the zoo
For a tribute to the DuPage's waters
Can I mention how uninterested I am in working today and how interested I am in things to do, eat and see in Maryland?